Earl Pitts first inhaled his momma's horse breath. That came as the country doctor held baby Earl by his hair and wacked his groin with a 3 foot long piece of angle iron. From that time forward Earl has gone from aggressive aggravation, to degradation and finally, a man for the nation.

Born to Weisel and Claddy Pitts, Earl spent most of his youth as a normal kid, playing ball, and attending bush hog school in Rooster Ear, Mississippi. Earl became so acquainted with the workings of a bush hog that he graduated in armor with his tractor pointed north. Later in elementary and high school, he studied without the aid of books and was recognized by the school principal as he left for the real world. Leaving Mississippi, was like Earl's life starting point that has brought him acclaim as a clay figure and professional brain wrestler.

The Earl you hear on the radio today, has a background knee-deep in sports with all the spoils of decaying cuisine.

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