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Eighteen women get together, fight and -- quicker than you can say “hormones” -- men are blamed. And all is right with their world.

RUSH: We are not going to be distracted by the campaign speech in Afghanistan.  We're gonna tell you about the dismal jobs report in April.  And we're gonna tell you about the dismal manufacturing numbers.  And we're gonna tell you about the continuing plummeting of the US economy.

CALLER: I talk to Democrat friends, they all tell me, "Listen, the Republicans control the purse springs."

RUSH: No, they don't.

CALLER: So, the Congress...?

RUSH: Ah, no, they didn't. This is why I am so happy that you called.

RUSH: "During an interview in the Oval Office, Obama acknowledged that, while Genevieve was his New York girlfriend, the description in his memoir was a 'compression'..." That's his word. He meant "composite," I'm sure... The bunch of girlfriends Obama had, he just combined all the character traits into one woman.

RUSH: Ask him, "Could you tell me what happened in the eighties, Professor?"

CALLER: I want to comment on Obama's failed economic policies, because I am now a statistic.

RUSH: See, as a powerful, influential member of the media, I know things that I can't tell because of confidences. But I'll just tell you...

RUSH: We joked last week that it would probably become a national holiday. But it's bigger than just a one-day celebration. You realize it's been going on for a week now?