Clinton may claim Obama would have carried his bags a few years ago, but this week, Clinton’s gonna carry Obama’s dirty water!

RUSH: Obama has never been ridiculed in his life.  He's never been made fun of.  You just don't do it.  And now he's being laughed at.  It's a whole new world for Obama. 

RUSH: It's the Star Wars bars scene come to life in Charlotte, North Carolina.  That's exactly what this is going to look like... I have put together all of the news reports that I have seen about the convention in summary form, just to give you a flavor.

RUSH: I love these stories.  They come down the pike now and then and they just serve me so well.

RUSH: I have a headline if anybody wants to use it on Thursday night. If they move the speech, if they move Thursday night's proceedings from outdoors to indoors, the headline is: You Didn't Fill That!

RUSH: I don't even know why he needs a teleprompter. He's been saying the same exact thing for going on five years now.

RUSH:  You see where Obama was asked in an interview what grade he would give himself?  He gave himself an "incomplete."  I guess there's still too many people with jobs.

RUSH: She was asked the following question: "What do you hope to accomplish in your second term?" And she said that she wants to, quote, "impact the nature of food in grocery stores." 

RUSH: Here's the devastating news from TheHill.com, and I think this poll probably reflects White House internal polling. "A majority of voters believe the country is worse off today than it was four years ago and that [Obama] does not deserve re-election."

RUSH: And Clinton's impression of Obama hasn't improved since 2008.  Last year he told a bunch of friends, and this is in Ed Klein's book, The Amateur, Clinton told a bunch of friends:  (summary via Clinton impression) "You know this guy, Obama, he doesn't even know how to be president."

RUSH: There are clearly morons out there. You see them every day. You run into them every day. The sad thing is, Obama's exploiting them.

RUSH: John Burton is the California Democrat Party leader who accused Paul Ryan of big lies, like Joseph Goebbels, essentially calling the Republicans Nazis.  It has just been announced that John Burton has had to leave the convention to return to California for a pre-scheduled root canal.  I kid you not. 

RUSH: The reason they're struggling is because the answer to the question is, "No!"

RUSH: I just read that the Democrat Party stripped the word "God" from their platform. I was surprised it was in there.

RUSH: What Obama's really saying is the Republican convention was old-fashioned, out-of-date, 50-years-ago kind of stuff that we can't go back to. We can't go back to those times. Well, all of the symbols and all the ideals that this country's had forever -- this is what I loved about this convention -- were on display.